Desperately Seeking Employment

I have employment, kinda. I get my ass out of bed in the morning and drive 45 minutes if I don't hit the lights, sit at a desk for 6 to 8 hours a day, mostly play solitaire on the computer and pretend to be doing stuff.

Yeah.

Please, pleeease God! I need a job where I get to do stuff other than drive my boss's 15 year old all over God's green earth and vacuum. Oh, I'm sorry, sometimes she lets me look up pointless things on the Internet.

Clunk! A ratty ass recipe binder, my age plus a me falls on my desk. "Find me another one of these. This one is falling apart."

I think to myself: "Drive your rich ass to Target and buy yourself one, you stupid bitch."

I say: "Uh-huh." Dial up tone is heard as I connect to the Internet. Hence I waste my morning looking for this stupid recipe binder, which by the way, E-bay lists as an antique. Whatever, I write down some prices, I give 'em to her, she decides to order three leather binders to the tune of $35 a piece.

Really? Really. I need a new job. Preferably one where I get to think on a regular basis, even occasionally would be great. Really.

Please.

Get a new name!

Tired of everyone calling you that one thing over and over? Well, we'll fix that! Step right up and get a new name! So easy, don't forget to share.

Yours truly,
Snow Starbuck Holt (aka GoyleGirl)

Nice undies, huh? Found these at the local Victoria's Secret, wandering about after dinner with Terica, Tripp, and Jo. 

Nice price tag, too. Yes, that price tag says $118.00. For underwear! Geez oh Pete, that's ridiculous. 

Welcome!

New computer means new starts. And having a keyboard that works helps too. Visit the official GoyleGirl site, currently under renovation at www.geocities.com/goyle_girl. Hopefully, in the near future, thanks to WasteOfTime.org, you will be able to find GoyleGirl at www.GoyleGirl.com. Here's hoping. Soon to launch GoyleGirl Designs, the small business end of my personal website. Web design, logo apparel, professional logo design, etc. But for now, go laugh at the current site, and buy some Official GoyleGirl Stuff, via CafePress.com.

Luvies! The one, the only, GoyleGirl.